Thursday, March 12, 2009

Funny - HA HA HA

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes - caffeine."


"Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in Iraq for two years.

"The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points towards employment.

"Then he asks, "Are you injured or disabled in any way?

"The guy says, "Well, I was injured in Iraq but I'm not really disabled. An IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles..

"The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. Well, you've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M.

You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. Every day after that.

"The guy is puzzled and says, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A..M. To 4:00 P...M., why don't you want me to come in until 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says.

"For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that...."

9 comments:

Shimmermeblue said...

Good one, thanks for sharing.

Anji Gallanos said...

Thanks for the morning laugh

Diamondaj said...

Lol : )

2kute said...

that is so wrong LMAO

Anniki :) said...

Funny :)

the 6 o'clock stitch said...

Saving this one to show my husband. Wonderful! Thanks for introducing yourself in the forums. So nice to meet you!

Hilaria Galleries said...

Ha! That was hilarious...thanks for the little giggle..

Ceridwen said...

Ha!

thecraftbegins said...

OK that is so how I feel about the post office.

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